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Wed 17 Jun 2009

Hope Mr. Bean will not mind it :)

 

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Wed 17 Jun 2009

Visual Alaram

Completely Silent

Wake up without disturbing anyone else

Great for deaf or hearing impared

Makes a great gift

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Wed 17 Jun 2009

This is a clothing label from a small American company that sells their product in France. Here's the translation of the French part of the label.

Wash with warm water.
Use mild soap.
Dry flat.
Do not use bleach.
Do not dry in the dryer.
Do not iron.
We are sorry that Our President is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.

Comments:  True. The label appeared on several tote bags and laptop cases manufactured by Tom Bihn, an American company located in Port Angeles, Washington. According to the Tom Bihn Website, its labels are printed in French as well as English because the products are sold in both the U.S. and Canada.

In addition to the basic laundering instructions, the labels read, in French:

Nous sommes desoles que notre president soit un idiot. Nous n'avons pas vote pour lui.

Which, translated into English, means:

We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him.

"The 'secret' message began as an inside joke among seamstresses and staff at the Tom Bihn factory," the company's Website explains, "and was apparently intended to poke fun at company's founder and president, Tom Bihn."

The key word is apparently.

"I'm going with the idea that it's a joke about me," Bihn told the Associated Press. But, he added, "clearly when you use the word 'idiot' and 'president' in the same sentence people jump to other conclusions."

Especially when it's written in French.

 

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Mon 13 Apr 2009

 

Appraisal Ki Pyaas

 

 



Badla Developer Ka

 

 



Tester Bana Shaitaan

 

 



Manager ki Cheekh

 

 



Tadapti Delivery

 

 



Client Ka Qaher!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 



Darinda manager, tadapta developer ... !!!!

 

 

Andha code … !!!

 

 

Gayab coder – A murder mystery.. !!!

 

 

Zahreela food court .. !!!

 

 

 

“SUBMIT” mat dabana………….

 

 

Deadline

 

 

Masoom Coder- A Life in trouble

 

 

9 Ghante 15 Minute

 

 

Zahereelee Defect

 


Production Release ki Raat

 

 

Do Hazar Code Ke Neeche

 

 

REGRESSION RELOADED

 

 

 I know what you CODED last summer

 

 

 Adam khor developer

 

 

Coding- The mystery continues………

 



 

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Mon 13 Apr 2009

Employee to Manager

 blackmail1.jpg    Agar aapnay meri salary nahi barhai to

may poori company ko bata doon ga k aap nay meri salary barha di hay

samghay

 (If you didnot increase my salary then

I will tell everybody in company that you have increased my salary

understand)    blackmail2.gif

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Wed 18 Mar 2009

A Hero with Heroin on Chat

 
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
 
Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
 
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
 
Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
 
Hero: OK
 
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
 
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
 
Hero: [**** She always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
 
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,Given value of n. Would you give  this by today evening?
 
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
 
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
 
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin to Arrive.
 
All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
 
Heroin: Hey, am back
 
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, she's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
 
Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
 
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
 
Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor
 
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
 
Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime  Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
 
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.ok?
 
Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU  KNOW WHO I AM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
 
 
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Fri 6 Mar 2009
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