A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks,
But nothing happened.


Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
God ,PAKISTAN ,they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad , and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ..."

1. What is height of Fashion ?
    Dhoti with a zip.

2. What is height of Secrecy ?
    Offering black visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness ?
    Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness ?
    Adopt a child.

5. What is height of Craziness ?
    Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness ?
    Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity ?
    A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty ?
    A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide ?
    A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration ?
      A cow giving milk powder.