A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a Question........

The driver screamed! Lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, bounced on the pavement scaring bystanders, scraped an electric pole and finally stopped just few centimeters from a shop window!!

For a second everything went very quiet in the cab, and then the driver said grasping for breath said - "Look dear sir, PLEASE don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!!!!!!!!!"

The passenger though a bit confused, apologized and said, " Well - I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much……………………..??

The driver replied, "Sorry sir, it's not really your fault!
Today is my FIRST day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years!!!