Wed 16 Aug 2006

  

HI,

 

 

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF ANY -GUY    
 

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First Week

Second Week

Third Week

Fourth Week

a) Bank Balance

20000

2000

200

20

b) Conveyance

Auto ("I can afford it")

Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")

Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")

Walk ("Good for health")

c) Girl Friends

Eena, Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")

Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")

Tina ("I am loyal to her")

"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

d) Mobile Maintenance

Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")

Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")

Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")

Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

e) Boozing

"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!

"Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go to Mysore."

"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"

"Drinking is injurious to health."





MONTHLY MILESTONES OF ANY - GIRL  
 

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First Week

Second Week

Third Week

Fourth Week

a) Bank Balance

20000

20000    

  20000

20000

b) Conveyance

 A uto  ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto  ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto  ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto  ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

c)  Boy  Friends

  Rahul, abhinav, saleem, Peter

  Sachin, sumeet, vinay

  Abhijeet, Ram, christopher...

Arun, Saketh, vimal.

d) Mobile Maintenance

  Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

e) Boozing

"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!

"Come, let's  go to Kulu and freak out!

"Come, let's go to Shimla and freak out!

"Come, let's go to Darjeeling and freak out!




well, now must have got to know why gals have enough bank balance

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