Wed 18 Mar 2009

A Hero with Heroin on Chat

 
Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
 
Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
 
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
 
Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
 
Hero: OK
 
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
 
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
 
Hero: [**** She always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
 
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,Given value of n. Would you give  this by today evening?
 
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
 
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
 
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin to Arrive.
 
All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
 
Heroin: Hey, am back
 
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, she's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
 
Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
 
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
 
Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor
 
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
 
Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime  Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
 
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.ok?
 
Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU  KNOW WHO I AM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
 
 
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