1. What is height of Fashion ?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy ?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness ?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness ?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness ?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness ?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity ?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty ?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide ?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration ?
A cow giving milk powder.